Thursday, 30 April 2009
Wednesday, 29 April 2009
Tuesday, 28 April 2009
Sunday, 26 April 2009
Friday, 24 April 2009
H/T to Bristol Dave who says "I wonder why it is that everyone who advocates charging higher prices for alcohol in order to "save us from ourselves" looks like they have no mates, and have never had a drink in their life?"
Wednesday, 22 April 2009
Do it. Find an old shirt, stuff it in an envelope and spend a £1 sending it to the man who is costing your grandchildren thousands.
SPREAD THE WORD. POST EVERYWHERE YOU CAN. SHOW HIM WHAT THE BLOGOSPHERE CAN DO.
Monday, 20 April 2009
Do what? Ohhhh no they fucking don't!!! That's exactly the reason they put lines like this in all their fucking fascistic articles, in the hope that other authorities do copy them and their socialist utopian cancer is spread like a fucking plague across the country. So Newport City Cuntsil, you can just fuck off and go and read The Beano, Beanotown and especially Bash St. School are better models to follow, and at least Olive the school cook knows how to serve up some decent crud. You aren't copying this bollocks and forcing your ideals onto my children
Speaking to a news conference outside Shepperton Studios today, the Prime Mentalist slobbered "I am just being prudent and keeping many irons in the fire when considering the employment market situation these days, you never know when you are going to be out of a job, and providing they don't make me out to be a prize chump, then i may consider offering my services again in the near future as long as they respect mah authoritehhhh!!!!"
Sunday, 19 April 2009
Saturday, 18 April 2009
Friday, 17 April 2009
Wednesday, 15 April 2009
Tuesday, 14 April 2009
Monday, 13 April 2009
Sunday, 12 April 2009
Friday, 10 April 2009
I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me.
My mother died at an early age from cancer. Later in life, questions arose over my real name. My birth records were sketchy and no one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate.
I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and did not follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny.
I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them. That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and I embarked on a new career.
I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child.
I became active in local politics in my 30's then with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40s. They said I had a gold tongue and could talk to anyone and motivate them. That reinforced my conceit. I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organisation. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me as though I was a magnet and they were small roofing tacks.
I drew large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego.
At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy, then on change. I was very critical of my country in the war and seized every opportunity to bash my country. But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy and the need for change. I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better and every poor person would be fed and housed for free.
I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks and corporations. I decided to start making citizens hate these institutions and if they were envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight. I called mine "A People's Campaign" and that sounded good to people.
I was the surprise candidate. I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support. I knew that, if I merely offered the people "hope," together we could change our country.
So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities."
My true views were not widely known and I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader. I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with.
I'm glad they didn't as I became the most powerful man in the world. And the world learned the truth.
Who am I?
ADOLF HITLER (WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF?)
Thursday, 9 April 2009
Last night, a Scotland Yard spokesman said "Earlier today a Metropolitan Police Service Officer identified himself to his team leader as being potentially involved in the incident shown on the video" Potentially? What the fuck does he mean by potentially? If the man wasn't there in the first place he would have had no reason to put himself forward would he?
"A total of four MPS officers, inclusive of this officer, have now come forward with potentially relevant information" There he goes with his fucking "potentially" again. What he means is that unless one of the cops present blows the whistle, there is really no way of identifying the culprit and they are therefore most likely to get off scot free. I notice that all the other officers present are lying low.
Tuesday, 7 April 2009
Notice how the rest of them all stand back then when they realize it is all being caught on film. Cunts are no longer there for us, not that we needed any more evidence of that anyway. Fucking cunts the lot of them.