STOP!!!

To anybody who likes to bomb and kill innocent people, to those who like to rape and abuse and murder defenceless women and children, to interfering governments and local authorities who pry into every aspect of our daily lives, to jobsworth busybodies who enforce kangaroo court style laws "for our own good" and who know whats best, to the smelly little maggot, to the Banker whose bank has just been bailed out with a share of the 37 billion pounds of taxpayers cash and STILL won't lend, to the unelected PM who used anti-terror laws to try and get money (invested by stupid town councils) from Icelandic banks that went under.....



Thanks to The Lone Voice for use of this pic.

I'm sure i can think of many others to aim this at....

Mormon Alert!!!!!

As i type, two representatives of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints are desperately knocking my door but it's all in vain as i am up here fucking telling you lot about it.




They know i'm in as they've just seen me putting out the re-cycling, but as we are having a lazy Sunday, Mrs. Screech has decided to stay in bed (emerging only for brekkie and a cup of hot chockie and to do what women do behind other doors) and the same said for Screech Junior except that she is playing on her Nintendo DS and me...apart from doing the dishes, all i've done today is spend time on here.



So if any of you reading this today are living in the Allt-y-ryn/Barracks Wood area of Newport then be warned....switch off all your lights, lock your doors and pretend to be out because the Mormons are on their way.

The World in Flames (just pictorial)

Mumbai...

What has happened in Mumbai as we know, is partly a result of modern weapons falling into the hands of uneducated, medievil savages (yes i know i spelt medieval wrong).

But when you consider that they found British documents on at least two of them it makes you think doesn't it? We are supposed to have a first class education system here so why are so many British born people joining this pointless tantrum. To agree with what they call it and say it's "Holy War" would be like saying to a mugger "ok this wallets yours really"

A war is a two sided fight on a battlefield, not a bunch of yellow fucking cowards, jumping into tube trains, planes and buses or storming tourist hotels and killing defenceless, innocent people.... YOU FUCKING SPINELESS PRIMITIVE CUNTS. If they want "WAR" why don't they pick a time and place and take us out in the open instead of hiding behind a "GOD"

Come on...be men, but then again can you? you treat your women like shit so you can live out your macho fantasies of being the ones who rule, you use your guns as penis extensions but if you want penis extensions why don't you wear gary glitters boots? And tell me why should your men be the ones who rule? why do women have no place in your society other than to cook, clean and bring up your children? Is it because really, secretly deep down you're all so far back in the closet you're in fucking Narnia? Come on "BOYS", when you are at your places of worship with your men only gatherings and prostrating yourselves facing east, who is watching your arses? Not your women that's for sure, because they are "2nd class and not worthy" of being at men only clubs. There are many moons being split among you and none of them matching the description of Earths natural satellite.

Back to Britain, there needs to be a show of public humiliation for all those bearded big mouths who stand up in our parks, town centres etc with megaphones, shouting spite and spouting shite at the civilization and system that feeds, houses and clothes them, and trying to get others to join in this tantrum. I don't mean commit acts of violence against them, but lets see someone else stand up opposite them and not be afraid to shout THEM down, condemn THEIR ideals and THEIR way of death. Dogs usually do a lot of barking before they actually bite, so stop the dogs barking, BARK LOUDER, usually sufficient to send them running with their shit-caked tails between their legs.

Fucking YELLOW SPINELESS CUNTS the lot of them

P.S. Feel free to use any of this wherever you want.

Roll on fucking Christmas

Well, it's the last day of November and time to look back and reflect on the events of the past year.


My department in work is going to fucking shit, well done Ken for falling for the old "I can run it with one less man Ken" line.



Next up came the credit crunch and all this recession and banks collapsing and US footing the bill to prop up the incompetent fuck cunts who caused it all by lending fucking stupid money to people who had no chance of paying it back,



and to further add to that misery for me, i got the cunting CSA fucking chewing my black arse for £121 a spunking week to pay for my fucking arrears. Ok i know i owe about £16,000 and that the day was coming when i would have to pay it fair's fair, but for the last 4 years they have been happy to take £5.60 a week out of my wages, so what's different now? i hear you ask. The thing is, up until August i was just paying for my kids, but once the youngest of them turned 19 that month it was like "WHOA!!! FUCKING PAYDIRT FOR US GUYS NOW!! WE DON'T HAVE TO GIVE HIS KIDS A PENNY MORE BUT SINCE OUR USELESS FUCKING UNELECTED PRIME MINISTER HAS SENT THE COUNTRY DOWN THE SHITTER THEN WE WILL FUCK THE LITTLE GUY FOR WHATEVER WE CAN LEGALLY GET OUT OF HIM"




Well there you are CSA, take your £121 a week out of my wages for the next 2 & 1/2 years, reduce the quality of living for my daughter with my current wife thereby defeating the object of your miserable, insignificant existance. Merry fucking christmas you worthless, cocksucking, penny pinching CUNTS!!!

Can anybody tell me how to lay out my photographs so as my rantings can appear between my photos as opposed to underneath them all as seems to be the default way on this blog? i can't find instructions on that anywhere, cheers.

Doesn't take long does it?

Armed men have gone on a rampage in Mumbai, killing many innocent people.

An American tourist, who witnessed the attacks said "I'm outraged, my travel agent said I would experience a different culture"


How many Labour politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one.

But the point is the efficiency of these fantastic politicians. In the same space of time taken to change the lightbulb, the rest of the party can simultaneously turn the economy tits up, allow thousands of immigrants into the country and give out half the population's personal details on one CD.


In light of the recent bailing out of incompetently run banks, using taxpayers money to the tune of 37 billion, and also Mervin King telling the banks to "start lending again or get nationalized" i bet you a fiver to a pinch of shit, that if i were to apply to my bank for a loan of let's say £1,000 yes that's right just a grand, then i would get told to right royally fuck off!!! Trouble is the queer one won't let me try it in case they DO say yes.


Cunts the fucking lot of them!!!