More squirming from Broon

Super porn shop

So Gordoom Brownfinger, T.W., S.G., O.E.S.I. reckons her Jackbootedness' use of Commons expenses for two mucky movies glopped over by her hubby, Dirty Dick, should be a "personal matter."


Have i missed something here? Given that ultimately, it is us as taxpayers that fund the Government and therefore anything that crops up within government expenditure, aren't we the ones who are forking out for this? I have no problem with anybody watching porn, after all i have never heard of anybody dying from an overdose of it, and whatever way a guy wants to let loose his "tension" is up to him as long as it harms no one else, whatever floats your boat i say. But to put it on Commons expenses (a fucking tenner for fucks sake) and expect us to pick up the fucking tab is just not cricket dear boy. And to top it all off the only reason she paid it back is because she got fucking caught. So come on Gord, do the math, it really isn't a personal matter is it? Or is there something else we don't know? Not having a quick one off the wrist yourself are you? Oh no that image will be seared into the back of my mind for life.



On a strange note, i notice in that article that my local Labour MP Paul Flynn is calling for her to step down. He reckons her authority is now "badly damaged". What authority was that then?

Ode to porn on expenses

Just found this on my friends' Facebook page



I spend my lonely weeks in London
Working for Gordon Brown
And crash out on my sister’s floor
Just as the sun goes down
On Friday nights I head back home,
My second home that is,
To spend some time with my true love
And get some married bliss

Dick’s waiting for me in Redditch,
Get me there driver soon
I want to lie in his strong arms
And go into a swoon
I want to collect his DNA
For my own database
I want to open my bursting blouse
And thrust them in his face

On Friday night when I got home
My second home that is,
Dick said he was all shagged out
And just gave me a kiss
On that fateful Sunday morning,
I read it in the press
Dick’s been watching some dirty films
And got us in a mess

It seems he’s been paying five quid
For “Dirty Debutantes”
Despite what’s bursting from my blouse
It’s not me that he wants
No Tarantino, no Scorsese,
No Bergmann, no Kubrick
You can’t beat old J Arthur
Says naughty, naughty Dick

Now I’m the two homes secretary
And hold the highest rank
But Dick he isn’t that impressed
He’d rather have a wank
Another Monday morning dawns
I’m heading back to town
The saddest thing is that I’ll be
Working for Gordon Brown

Oh Dick! Oh Dick! You stupid prick
I don’t mind pay to view
But you claimed it on expenses
And gave the press their cue
Next Friday when I come back home
My second home that is
I’ll be expecting rather more
Than just a friendly kiss

Sign of the times

Fairy Liquid's new advert is set on a council estate "Mummy why are your hands so soft?" " Because I'm only 14 now shut the fuck up and eat your pot noodle!"

Wankergate 3

More magical video fuckfoolery from Grumpy



Fucking hell, the blogs are all over this one, poor Jacq is being ripped a new arsehole today, well at least by everyone who isn't her hubby Dick, after all he is too busy cracking one off on taxpayer funded expenses claims to notice.

For your added pleasure

Jacqui tries new tactics to keep her hubby from watching porn



A fucking bathplug indeed, is there no end to the things these trough-nosing greedy bastards will claim expenses from us for? Cunts the fucking lot of them....

Never been better

Aaaaahhh.....British summer time, spring has sprung, it's a beautiful sunny day, the sap is rising and all's well with the world.