Coming soon to a closed post office near you...

Let's hope that the Royal Mail will soon be printing these off and that GOT gets all design royalties.

Would you buy ANYTHING from this cunt?

On weekends he also does kids' parties.

I see that after 10 series, they are finally pulling the plug on Blue Oyster Bar Live sorry, Big Brother. Well i have to say i'm fucking gutted (not). What started out in 2000 as innovative experimental TV, with a few grand thrown in for anyone daft enough to last so long under the gaze of a nation, rapidly spiralled into a total farce making celebrities out of no-fucker divas. It is just so typical of TV bosses in the UK though. In other countries they let the contestants get on with it, set them a few tasks and shake it up a bit now and then and it works....but this lot? Noooooooo, C4 & Endemol had to try and be clever and disappear up their own arsecracks (as well as those of the contestants they are fixing to win) and fuck about with the format all the time. The only one that has been worth watching this year has been Marcus (and he is a dick of the highest order) Since they tried to pin a racist rap on him earlier on in the show and he basically told them to shut the fuck up because they couldn't make it stick, they have been out to nail him with whatever they can (sound familiar?). So what we are left with now are two raging homos, a dike spike, a mincing little girlboy who doesn't know what his sexuality is, a cross dressing Iranian who hasn't yet been told he's gay and a walking, talking pair of tits.



I will tune in next year for the last rites of a program which has wrongly been influencing the lives of celebrity cult minded chavs for years and see that it hopefully incinerates on the bonfire of history

I'm a Wanker #5

I have to say this, it's nothing to do with any MP but more to do with a Nintendo Wii game the queer one picked up last week.

Ok this is a pretty tidy game for about £7 or whatever she paid for it but there is a point in the game where you spin the wheel and you get your category of question and sometimes, if the centre wheel lands on the arrow with a symbol, then you get either A. mostly a card which enables you to tweak the question or B. The "Double points dance" which i call the "Wanker dance" for reasons which will become obvious when you watch the following videos i found on U-Bend.










What a bunch of spaccas.....

I found that just sitting on the sofa, with the Wii remote being furiously pounded up and down in my right hand gets better results than standing up and acting like Ricky Gervais with piles.

Celebrity Twat List #9....

....Stephen Cunting Fry.

Apart from being a bloated fucking know-it-all homo who just has to get some gay innuendo in at every opportunity (and before the PC brigade get on their high horse and call me homo-phobic, think about this, i don't agree with homosexuality, i will not hate or cast out a person because they are gay/lesbian or whatever, but whatever floats your boat, just more girls for the rest of us...I AM NOT AFRAID OF GAYS OK? Learn your fucking Latin before you jump on the "Homophobia" bandwagon) He is just a total cunt. Whenever i see him on that fucking QI, there he sits, all lord and question master and whenever he comes up with something that you know the players are going to get "wrong" you just want to punch the smug twat right in the grid.

I'm sure that this cunt (or whoever does his research for the promise of an arse-shafting from a hero) gets his information from Wikipedia and takes it as fucking gospel. About three or four times i have done some research on something this bloated, gloating cunt has thrown forward as truth and proved him contrary, only the programme had been recorded so much earlier that it had probably only been disproved before anyway and that smarmy cunt just doesn't give a penguins puffy pissflaps because he is probably right now sipping Pina coladas' in SF anyway....

Smarmy Fat Cunt.

Stephen Fry......FUCK THE FUCK OFF AND DESICCATE....VERY FUCKING SLOWLY.

Fookin' 'ell....

I must be missed, i have one more follower than the last time i looked on here. Seriously though, just last weekend i was having a chinwag with Fido (not that our dear friend NEEDS any pointing to) and telling him that since the Euro election failed dismally to unseat the fat, one eyed, useless, snotbox digging, shreddie moistening, lying, deluded, stupid, pathetic, lonely (even though he is married to a woman that i would probably only last about ten strokes with) Scottish idiotic CUNT, the wind had been knocked out of my sails a little bit. But i really shouldn't feel sorry for myself, the main reason being that although a good part of my blogging is political, an even gooder part of it is about things that piss me off.

So, yeah....i think that is what i should start concentrating on.....stop feeling sorry for myself, kick my moody, adolescent brat out of her pit for an hour or two (at least per week) until i get my next computer, and fucking blog. I said to Fido (and Fido if you can please possibly remind me of the subject) that ther is something i wanted to spout my shite about and as soon as i remember it (too much Russian Standard right now) i will put it up.

G.O.T...... Thanks for your concern mate, i know i've been quiet, but apart from what i've just spoken about there are a few other private issues prevailing, but rest assured i will be back and i am working on a new vid, give my best wishes to The Eye, i'm glad to hear that he is recovering, and also my regards go to Lawson, I am glad to hear that you too are pulling/have pulled (heh heh he said pulled dude) out of your sick phase too.




Regardez all, i am coming back soon.

Just for fun....

Sorry i've not been here much of late, as i am currently without a computer of my own it's a bit inconvenient and unfair on my daughter for me to keep using her PC while she wants her room for...well whatever pre-teen daughters do with their time. But rest assured i will be back and i am working on getting a new laptop asap. Meanwhile just for the hell of it, what cynical move do you reckon our sneaky government will try to pull this coming tuesday whilst the attention of most of the country is focused on Michael Jacksons' funeral? Bet a fiver to a pinch of shit they will try something.

Jinx

Further to the latest farewells to people well known, my daughter is convinced that since Michael Jackson and her pet hamster 'Cookie' died within 24 hours of each other, that they were jinxed by her saying "i hope MJ or Cookie never ever die"..... i am quite surprised at her entrepreneurial (is that the right spelling? don't ask Gordon) insight in asking "Dad? Who do you think i should jinx next?"

We can but hope.