Saturday, 31 October 2009

Happy Halloween II

Here's the one i did for tonights piss-up.

Again, Happy Halloween.

Happy Halloween...

Off out on the piss tonight, our friends are having a Monty Python themed fancy dress party, so i'm going to carve a Jack o Lantern in keeping with the theme, and i will hopefully have time to load a pic of it on here before we fuck off, but meanwhile here are some i carved in recent years.

Happy Halloween, and if any little bastard thinks to shove anything through my letterbox, well....let's just say i haven't recently fed the motion activated circular saw that slides down the inside of my front door.

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

I hear banjoes.....

This in the Mail.

What seriously beats the fuck out of me, is how did this inbred snot-tard get through the catflap with those fucking lugholes?

Dinga ding ding ding ding ding ding diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnggggg!

Wednesday, 21 October 2009


Over at Grumps place....

I think this is what they meant by care in the community? Fucking gerrin there Anjie boy....stupid cunt.

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

More fucking intrusion,,,,,

Better get the lube ready, the cunts are going in big time now.

What gets me is she says that no images are stored or recorded. So what the fuck are they going to use as evidence? And also that it's impossible to recognize anyones face?...BOLLOCKS & DOUBLE BOLLOCKS!!! The technology for them to hone in on fine detail is theirs, no matter what bullshit they give you and how long will it be before some perverted little Hitler, with a major grudge,in his remote viewing room, abuses his position by taking camera phone pics and posting them on ORSM?

Pass the fucking lighter fluid.....

Monday, 12 October 2009

Tender Surrender.

Driving along Saturday evening after dropping my daughter over her friends for a sleepover, the sun was starting to go down and i had Steve Vais' "Alien Love Secrets" playing in the car. The last track "Tender Surrender" started playing and driving downhill with the sun setting in front of me and the window down, i had one of those moments where you think " is good". I may live in Newport but fucking hell, i might have been in California for all the cares i didn't have in the world right then.

Saturday, 10 October 2009

All welcome

The 2012 Olympics in London are going to be an amazing cultural experience. Imagine the hordes of international fans - Poles, Czechs, Russians, Hungarians, Latvians, Africans, Jamaicans, Indians, pakistanis, Iraqis, Turks, Greeks, Thais, Australians, South Africans - all of whom will have travelled as many as 10 miles to watch these games.

The Milk

This is probably a bit old now, but this is the first time i've seen it, nearly did a Gordon in my pants!

Friday, 9 October 2009

Hells Fucking Bells!!!

I hear construction giant Laing O'Rourke are set to axe up to 1000 jobs.....

BASTARDS!!!! That's another thousand fucking immigrants mopping up the benefits!