Thursday 2 September 2010

Fucking hell....

Looking back on some of my posts, i'm thinking that if i was famous, could be eligible to be one of the "Grumpy Old Men" like Rick Wakeman and Nigel Havers et al.....and i'm only 43

WHAT THE DEUCE?

yup, Screech is still alive....barely stirring but still alive.

Saturday 23 January 2010

Dangers of webcams

Found this on Not a sheep.

UKWEBSPIDER

Here's a page i find quite interesting, some of you may find it quite useful too. Fellow trawls through a lot of news links and videos which a good many of us wouldn't ordinarily come across and puts them up in one handy place. Also his blog roll contains a few i've not come across before.

Sick as a parrot

I just gots to get me one of these


Trouble is, can anybody see where this is heading? Apart from flying it around neighbours windows and trying to catch some fit bird in a state of undress, (yeah it's as noisy as fuck now, but it's only a matter of time before they release quieter versions) it also means that anybody can now be a snoop for their local authority, to see what you're throwing away, to tell them you are having one unit too many out your back yard while you're having a BBQ with friends, even to inform that you are showing too much flesh should you be of the rotund variety of the species.

Let's see how long it is before the councils themselves send snooper cars around equipped with these things which can be controlled by an I-Phone or I-pod Touch. Really, we can all be in surveillance now, so it might be able to work the other way too ;-)

Friday 22 January 2010

Let it snow.....

....a-fucking-gain.

One can't help but wonder at the incompetence of ones local authorities. Not 45 minutes ago, i decided to pop over to the local Twatco sorry Tesco to get some chocolate for the Queer One and some ales for thyself, and on the way up my hill, lo and frigging behold, two orange flashing lights appear in view. 'Hmmmmm.....' one thinks to ones self '...a gritter?' After driving on a few yards, i looked at the temperature on the Motherships' dash and it read 7 degrees c. There are no snow or ice warnings in effect in my area. So what's happening?

The Civic Centre, home to the backward thinking
Newport Shitty Council

Anybody remember the snow we had last week and the week before? They couldn't get grit in for love nor fucking money and now.....? They are throwing it about like....well....snow.

Bunch of money squandering cunt-tards.

A new curse of Jonah perhaps?

I see that Jonah McDoom will be required to give evidence at the Chilcott Enquiry into the Iraq War before the general election.



Well, given his track record of putting his mark on things, hopefully our unelected, bogey biting, trouser wetting PM will bring the whole stinking shit pile down around the governments heads.

Monday 18 January 2010

Ok i'm back (well...sort of)

I hope you appreciate that it took a hell of the best part of ten minutes to do this pic.




In a way, i hope the silly little chav bint wins this...in the same sort of way that anybody would support an underdog i suppose, but i'm willing to bet a fiver to a pinch of shit that one of the usual pre-fixed crowd is last out the door.


Happy new year fuckers!!!!

Saturday 9 January 2010

Best of bullshit

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Congressman Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889'.

So Judy recently e-mailed Congressman Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle. Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research:

"Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honour when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed."

Now that's what you call POLITICAL SPIN! (taken from ORSM)


Happy new year all