Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Celebrity Twat List #10

Jordan, AKA Katie Clapped out Copy Cunt Price.



Where do i get fucking started with this jizz junkie? We all know she is a publicity whore of biblical proportions but i wish she would know when to shut the fuck up and die. Peter Andre may be a dick of spiralling magnitude, but at least he has the sense and dignity to keep his trap mostly zipped whilst his cum slut ex shags her way around Europe, and then screams rape. Being the cynical opiniated cunt that i am, i think that putting out like she has since the break up of her marriage is a funny way of coping with it. Then she whines about him getting a TV slot (personally i thought he'd been sleeping with a TV for the last 5 years) and goes out flashing more flesh. And here's the best bit....after shagging around the spanish night clubs and seeing two bit actor, she then has the nerve to whinge about Andre having another woman. The words pot, kettle and black come prominently to mind here.

Katie here's a tip love, look to our glorious leader for some help with your illness.



Image found on Fidos page (changes made by me)

2 comments:

AMW said...

She might be a whore but i wouldn't mind getting fired into her and sticking my head in between them 2 big balloons,mmm mmmm

Shades Of Ansel said...

AMW..man,she's FUCKING UGLY dude.You seen her face from the side?Her skin's got more bumps and holes in it than my fucking road...and I thought they said cum was good for the complexion...actually,thinking about it,maybe thats why she'll shag anything with a dick.Perhaps she's looking for a spunk elixar to cure her skin problems.