Tuesday, 8 September 2009

There's gold in tham thar envelopes....


Can't help noticing recently an amazing way to help ones' self through the recession....sell your gold!!! Really it's that simple, just phone the company or contact them on line and they will send you an envelope, into which you put your prized family jewels, and providing a dodgy postman doesn't realize where the envelope is heading (with the words Cash & Gold somewhere in the address) then they will assess the value of your gold and send you the cash!!!!! Gee..... my faith in human nature has been restored. Once the required amount of gold has been amassed you can then be rest assured that Gordon will sell it at a third of its value.



How fucking gullible do these grasping cunts think we are? Put your stuff into an envelope and send it, through the post to someone you have never met and expect to get cash back? Fuck me anybody who falls for that deserves to be cunting ripped off.

3 comments:

polaris said...

Fuck me, is gold worth money? Thank gawd for those shysters or i'd have just tossed in the bucket.


Nice place Screech, will come back...

polaris said...

Obviously I wouldn't have tossed in the bucket, me being a Girl and all that - what I meant was - och never mind the original mistook was funnier...

Gigits said...

To my eternal shame, I actually sent a broken bracelet to one of these companies. They did send me money, but it was about a quarter of the actual value. Still, better than going into a chav pawn shop...