Celebrity twat list #8

So.....that vision of classic beauty, Susan Boyle, has disappeared up her own ample, fat arse already. She wants to be free from her Britain's got talent contract so she can go and make millions in the states before she appears on the show next in five weeks time.

Well, welcome to the fucking real world you dumb fucking bitch!!! A contract is a fucking contract, and just because your voice has become a phenomenon, it doesn't mean you can go off and do your own fucking thing if it says you can't. You signed it, they signed it, and as much as i hate Simon cunting Cowell, it is all above board, so fuck off thinking you're the diva already because you fucking aren't.......YOU'RE A 'GRADE A' TWAT!