Monday, 11 May 2009

Slap and tickle...


When the Queer one heard of our poor PMs' predicament with regards to his self slap guide left in a taxi, she immediately came up with the above suggestion.

3 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Can't make a pig out of a sows ear as they say.

Rab C. Nesbitt said...

Or, "you can't polish a turd"!

Old Bag said...

now be nice to our cover girl..you dont want her to cry and smudge her mascara...