Wednesday, 14 January 2009

New years honours Twat List......

#4 James Newell Osterberg, Jr.


Also known as Iggy fucking Pop. This is more of an "i feel kind of sorry for him" rather than i hate him sort of thing. It's not like he hasn't performed any noteworthy music, i quite like the passenger even though it's the only song of his i can recall (there are probably quite a few of his i know but just don't know them by name) but other than that all this fucker is famous for up until now is having (or should that read being?) a huge whang and cutting himself on stage, what a stupid self harming cunt.

But, as an old saying goes, "whatever floats your boat". My beef is that at nearly 61, he is not only still parading around flashing his "moobs" as my daughter calls them with skin tight jeans on and thinking he is sooooooOOOOOOO* sexy, but that he has actually become an insurance salesman. For fucks sake, he has become the embodiment of everything he fucking rebelled against 30 odd years ago, what a cunt.

Whats the matter Jim? Can't you afford a haircut these days?

*
courtesy of daughters teenage American Hannah Montana type speak

3 comments:

Old Holborn said...

Love it

Do a google on the rider they require at any gig they play

DARWEN REPORTER said...

It put me off my dinner seeing Iggy on TV.

Can't someone cover him up for the sake of human decency!

All Seeing Eye said...

TheEye wasted 30 seconds of existence Googling "Hannah Montana".

Riiiiiight. Okay.

In exchange for that, and as an apology, a blog whip-around for cash to pay for Iggy to be drowned in a vat of his own shit is the least you can set up for us all.