Mormon Alert!!!!!

As i type, two representatives of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints are desperately knocking my door but it's all in vain as i am up here fucking telling you lot about it.




They know i'm in as they've just seen me putting out the re-cycling, but as we are having a lazy Sunday, Mrs. Screech has decided to stay in bed (emerging only for brekkie and a cup of hot chockie and to do what women do behind other doors) and the same said for Screech Junior except that she is playing on her Nintendo DS and me...apart from doing the dishes, all i've done today is spend time on here.



So if any of you reading this today are living in the Allt-y-ryn/Barracks Wood area of Newport then be warned....switch off all your lights, lock your doors and pretend to be out because the Mormons are on their way.