Friday, 13 March 2009

I don't know what the world's coming to....

Jade Goody has apparently had some final photos done so her kids will have something to remember her by. She has been made up to look like Marylin Monroe.



Love her or hate her, whatever memories or knowledge anybody possesses about Monroe, anybody with an inkling of her life will know that apart from being an actress and a pin-up she was basically just a high profile slut. Not the sort of image i would want my sons to conjure up of me were i a woman, especially in Jades tragic position. Is it just me, or does anybody else find this deeply disturbing? I can only put it down to the medication screwing her mind.

8 comments:

Sue said...

Perhaps she doesn't know about Monroe's sordid past, she's not exactly a rocket scientist is she?

W. S. Badfellowe said...

I was thinking maybe a triptych in a heavy gilt frame, a few candles, maybe some incense, a clean linen altar cloth, a couple of choirs, Westminster Abbey, Heads of State, a Red Arrows fly-past, H.M. The Queen rending her clothes and crying that she can't go on, a national year of mourning ... you know, all of the stuff the BBC seems to have bought into along with the rest of the cheap, tacky, chav, media.

Who Thuffolk was this "Jade Goody"?

What did she do? Have we now got room-temperature fusion or a cure for cancer of the buttock? What? Someone please tell me what she did? Ple-ease!

Personal sympathies, tragic for the family and all that but G-Suss!

W. S. Badfellowe said...

Hi Sue - nigh-on simultaneous commenting, my apologies!

Maybe she was a rocket scientist? Didn't the American colonies have to have that long pause in their space programme after some spectacular (and highly unfortunate) fireworks?

Boo boopy boom ...

Fidothedog said...

Oh dear I see the hand of one Max Clifford behind this.

Sue said...

I suppose it could have been worse, Kylie, Madonna?

Old Bag said...

it wouldnt matter who jade dressed up as..shes' still a media whore..when most other people dying of cancer would spend what little time they have left with they're families, shes out there whoreing herself for the highest bidder, with her pimp, clifford rubbing his hands together in the background..doing it for her kids, my ass!..shes doing it because she's a whore and she cant help herself, the dumb slut.

Screech said...

And if we're being honest here, can anybody rightly say that Clifford is doing this for altruistic reasons? Nah is he fuck? He will probably make much more out of all this than her kids anyway. Max Clifford always has had and always will have one priority and that is making money....CUNT!

it's either banned or compulsory said...

Fat chav Jade trying to look like MM, don't make me laugh but I suppose the pics sold quite well.

Hey Max, you cunt, here's one for ya, Jade as Princess Dianna with the two boys as Harry & Wills ©