Man comes home from work, flops himself down on the couch in front of the tv and says to his wife "Quick, get me a beer before it starts" so his mrs opens a can and passes it to him. He gulps it down in seconds flat, burps then says "quick get me another beer before it starts" which she does again, and a third and a fourth time etc....by about the sixth can she start getting a tad pissed off with his demands and shouts "WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET OFF ORDERING ME ABOUT DEMANDING I GET YOU BEER ALL THE TIME? YOU MUST THINK I'VE GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN SLAVE AROUND AFTER YOU!!! DO YOU THINK I JUST SIT HERE ON MY ARSE ALL DAY? GET YOUR OWN BEER YOU LAZY TWAT!!!
The bloke just looks at her as a parent would look at a child throwing a tantrum, rolled his eyes and calmly says to himself "It's started."
Yup tonight is the start of our visits to family we don't see very often to dish out a few cards and well wishes etc. Tonight it is the turn of my aunt and cousins in Risca, tomorrow the mrs aunt in Merthyr, friday were visiting friends just round the corner for a piss up to celebrate the queer ones birthday, saturday the queer one is out with her friends to celebrate her birthday and leaving the last shithole job she was in, sunday we have another one of her aunts coming for tea then up to mumsies in the evening, monday visit another one of my aunts, tuesday friends coming round for a few wet ones. Altogether a fucking busy week