Celebrity Twat List #6

St. Paul of Glasnevin. Another "world saver" along with the likes of our one and only trouser wetting, one eyed Scottish idiot of an unelected prime sinister. Yes Bono, you probably did "bore the arses off Beyonce and Jay-Z" (not that i give a penguins puffy pissflaps because i think they are arseholes too) but more than anything you bore the fucking arse off me.


Ok you had your time with a few reasonably good songs, but ever since that immortal cliched line you wailed on the Bandwagon sorry Bandaid Christmas song, which has been stamped into the ground, you seem to have taken it upon yourself to become some kind of Media Messiah. Every new album you release is heralded with the trumpets of Angels when on closer listening each one sounds the same as the fucking last if not worse. Not to mention the million quids worth of buck shee publicity you got from the ministry of truth for your latest monstrosity. Not that i noticed it mind, just read about it in the press. As soon as any decent comedy is over on BBC i switch over or fuck off out for a beer or get on here to whinge about not being able to afford a beer, but that's something you will never have to worry about with that million you just saved by the suck hole BBC is it?

You are a Class 1, Grade A TWAT, a twat with a capital TWAT. You are not a cunt but a good all round twat. As twats go you rate among the highest. From now on you shall be called Bono that is called TWAT. Your address will be:- Twatleigh Manor, Twattington Lane, Twatsville Estate, Twatsburgh City, TC95 TWAT. Even run of the mill twats cower in your presence you, the Grand District Overseer UberTwat.

Just....... TWAT OFF YOU TWATTING TWAT!!!