Wednesday, 11 February 2009

Fucking benefit factories

I fucking despair of this country, this 17 year old sponger was already a single mum at 15 and is now expecting triplets, expecting a bigger house, expecting more benefits and expecting us to fucking pay for it all. And on top of that, her shifty, workshy boyfriend is signing on so he can stay at home and help her "look after the babies" until they are older (by which he probably means old enough to go out on the rob so he doesn't go without his draw), which i presume would be as soon as they are walking then?


Let's take a look shall we?:-

Miss Robbins admitted that, although she and Mr Thomas did not want a baby, they had not been using contraception. She said: 'It just happened.'

"just happened"? It "just happened" did it? One kid already and it "just happened"? Not keeping your legs shut "just happened"? Not planning any form of contraception "just happened"? Well let's see when you are 25, you have stretchmarks like tree bark, a belly button between your tits and a prolapse popping out every time you fart, let's see if you are still sitting back then and saying "it just happened" shall we?

She is aware that people will not approve of having children at such a young age but insists: 'It's not got anything to do with anyone else. When I was pregnant with Jaden everyone was staring all the time but it doesn't bother me.'

Here's a wake up call missy. It's got everything to do with everybody else. Everybody else are the ones who are stumping up for this cushy, easy life meal ticket you are building for yourself. It's really reassuring to know that whilst the economy is going to rat shit and people like myself are working hard to put food on our families tables and a roof over our heads AND paying taxes, people like your workshy selves are being looked after....ahhhh isn't that nice?

She also believes there are many benefits to being a young mother. She said: 'The younger I have them the better it will be because I'll still be young when they are young.'

Many benefits are just the beginning, i'll bet we don't know the fucking half of it do we?

And she joked: 'I've only got 15 years then they'll be doing what I've been doing - they'll go out and I'll stay in and look after their kids.'

There.....she's said it! She has admitted that she has the same plans for her kids as she has for herself! A life of benefit sponging and child production sponsored by the state (yes folks, that's you & me). What more evidence does this fucking blinkered, procrastinating government need to do something to help this already shit economy? Make the fucking father work for a start, none of this "i'm going to sign on to help her look after them" bullshit, he can start looking after them by fucking paying for them, i've got to pay for mine.


Last one out......GAS THE CUNTING CHAVS!!!

4 comments:

Tory Poppins said...

Bravo! Its absolutely hideous, but a sign of the times under these Labour morons I'm afraid. Makes me turn yellow when I think of how much of my hard-earned cash is going on supporting this lot of f***ing spongers. Horrifying.

Dillinger737 said...

I propose we start a gameshow you and I. It'll be called "American vs. United Kindom... Which Country Is Collectively More Retarded". I have no idea what the actual point will be, probably just to see which country spontaneously combusts under the heat of the stupidity first, we can work that out later. I think what we need is a Coliseum like olden days where we feed these people to lions or make them fight with spears for the entertainment of taxpayers for a small fee of course. We'll fix the economy in no time flat.

GrumpyOldTwat said...

This very subject made G.O.T. choke on his Marmite soldiers, at breakfast yesterday, when he read about it in the morning paper.

Your excellent post pretty well echos my thoughts on this ever growing band of work shy, benefit blagging, baby machines. So I don't feel that I need to post one too.

However, I just have a couple of suggestions to add . . . .

The bone idle mother fucking fathers should be made to earn a living like the rest of us decent folks or they should have their over productive bollocks removed with a rusty penknife.

The mother fucking mother fuckers need their piss flaps sewing together.

That is all.

it's either banned or compulsory said...

The cunt admits "workshy boyfriend is signing on so he can stay at home and help her "look after the babies" which means that he will not be available for work and thus not entitled to unemployment benefit, what's the Grass your Neighbour Up hotline ?