Tuesday, 17 February 2009

Very shaggable

Looks like Jack-e-bab has made it onto Skys' 10 most fanciable MPs. Check Tory Poppins place for details. Well to be fair i would give her one, from behind whilst punching the fucking bejesus out of her kidneys for the privelege.



What i would like to know is how much she offered the list compiler to make sure she was on it, and is she claiming it back against her second home allowance? I'm not suggesting that Miss SSmith has "broken any law or even rule" mind.

To re-quote G.O.T. & T.P. ...."What the fuckety-fuck?"

4 comments:

GrumpyOldTwat said...

"What i would like to know is how much she offered the list compiler to make sure she was on it"

Apparently she is unable to speak at the moment due to the fact that her mouth is full of list compiler's cock. Word has it that she offered him her Wacqui Cracqui but he has unable to locate it in amongst all the fat.

Screech said...

all he had to do was roll her in talcum powder and go for the wet bit

Fidothedog said...

The wet bit being the chunk of two day old kebab she stuffed down her top for later....

Screech said...

was that the slice with the bits of onion wrapped in it and coated in garlic sauce?