Monday, 16 February 2009

This way please....

Question: When you apply for Welfare in Pakistan, Lebanon, Somalia, Africa or Eastern Europe, what does that Government give you?



Answer: A passport and directions to The UK.

2 comments:

Dillinger737 said...

Well, you can likely rest assured that the Messiah will begin welcoming them here with open arms soon enough. The statue of liberty is probably being reinscribed right now. "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, Give me your Kenyans for they're all related to my president. Give me your Iraqis because we know they're good people in a bad country. Give me your Hamas and Hezbolah, Taliban and unaffiliated suicide bombers for our hippies think niceties can fix them. We have no jobs, nor money left to give but we're still too fucking stupid to quit shutting our dick in the golden car door."

GrumpyOldTwat said...

How right you are Screech.

As much as it hurts me to say it, those countries do have the right fucking attitude to liggers.

Nulabore, on the other hand, do fucking not!